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Johnson
Friday, December 6th, 2002, 08:17 AM
On the first day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
A Department of Homeland Security

On the second day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the third day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the fourth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the fifth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the sixth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the seventh day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the eight day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the ninth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the tenth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the eleventh day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Eleven years protesting
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing,br> Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

On the twelfth day of fascism
John Ashcroft gave to me
Twelve digital implants
Eleven years protesting
Ten less amendments
Nine internment camps
Eight surveillance cameras
Seven TIPsters tipping
Six snoops a-sniffing
Five Carnivores
Four airport friskings
Three wiretappings
Two detained Muslims
And a Department of Homeland Security

Conquistador
Saturday, December 7th, 2002, 01:26 AM
ROTFLMAO!!! :eek:

Waumo
Saturday, December 7th, 2002, 02:02 AM
ROFLMWAO!!!!:Bouncing :Bouncing :D :D :D :Bouncing

Demigorgona
Saturday, December 7th, 2002, 06:34 AM
LOL who came up with that?

WeisseRitter
Tuesday, December 24th, 2002, 07:58 PM
As I already have noted on SF, the proper nouns to use here are Zionism and Communism, NOT Fascism.

What does Fascism have to do with any of those typical jew-things?

*sigh*

Conquistador
Tuesday, December 24th, 2002, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by WeisseRitter
As I already have noted on SF, the proper nouns to use here are Zionism and Communism, NOT Fascism.

What does Fascism have to do with any of those typical jew-things?

*sigh*

Don't take the post seriously. It was meant as a joke.

88

Johnson
Tuesday, December 24th, 2002, 09:54 PM
Fascist in the sense of totalitarian dictatorship. :rolleyes:

But yes, just a joke.