View Full Version : Yes I Am a BAD Canadian

Veritas ∆quitas
Friday, December 12th, 2008, 06:04 PM

I am the Liberal-Progressive's
worst nightmare.

I am a Canadian.

I believe the money I make
belongs to me and my family, not some

Liberal governmental funtionary,
be it NDP, Liberal or Conservative!

I'm in touch with my feelings
and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't
make you a killer, it makes you a smart Canadian.

I think being a minority does
not make you noble or victimized,

And does not entitle you to

I believe that if you are
selling me a Big Mac, you should do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right
to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe
Ruth, Roy Rogers and whoever cancelled Jerry Springer.

I know wrestling is fake and I
don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was
a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks
and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the
way things are here, go back to where you

Came from and change your own

This is CANADA .

If you were born here and don't
like it, you are free to move to any

Socialist country that will have

I think the cops have every
right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right
to pull you over if you're breaking the law,

Regardless of what colour you

And, no, I don't mind having my
face on my driver's license.

I think it's a good thing.

I think if you are too stupid to
know how a ballot works,

I don't want you deciding who
should be running my country for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing
in the intersections trying to sell me stuff,

Or trying to guilt me into
making 'donations' to their cause.

I don't believe that it takes a
village to raise a child - it takes two parents.

I believe 'illegal' is illegal,
no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the Canadian flag
should be the

Only one allowed in CANADA !

If this makes me a BAD Canadian,

Then yes, I'm a BAD Canadian.

If you are a BAD Canadian too,

Please forward this to everyone
you know.

We want our country back!

By Paul Fromm

Imperator X
Friday, December 12th, 2008, 06:13 PM
I believe the Canadian flag should be the only one allowed in CANADA !

Does that include the flag of the Quebecois? ;)

Veritas ∆quitas
Friday, December 12th, 2008, 06:22 PM
Does that include the flag of the Quebecois? ;)

Ok smart ass :P

Well, it's a Canadian Flag, reflecting the heritage of a great number of Canadienne... Unfortunately exploited by minority of Seperatists...

Friday, December 12th, 2008, 08:35 PM
I believe that if you are
selling me a Big Mac, you should do it in English.

Is French okay? :P

Veritas ∆quitas
Saturday, December 13th, 2008, 12:42 AM
Is French okay? :P

*Bangs head against keyboard*

Morning Wolf
Saturday, December 13th, 2008, 01:38 AM
Change a few words and it could also be 'Yes I Am a BAD American' ;)