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Frans_Jozef
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005, 09:03 PM
Crop Circles Explained!

When Bill Masterson unearthed an old WW2 German bunker while drilling a well on his farm, he never imagined what he had found!

Documents from the bunker describe a Nazi spy communication scheme that was heretofore unknown. The documents describe signals used by the Nazis that match the crop circles found in England.

With this new information, English authorities have determined that there are at least five, and possibly as many as twenty, Nazi spies still at large in England. By decoding the circles, they are desperately in need of clean socks, smokes and "enigma oil" (whatever that is).

Apparently, these spies had lost communication with their German handlers and believe the war is still going on. Without receiving the proper "halt" codes, these spies assume that news of the German defeat and war end are lies and propaganda.

English authorities are considering various methods to convince the spies to "halt" but progress on uncovering them is likely to be slow, as there is a large population in England in need of clean socks.

WarMaiden
Monday, May 23rd, 2005, 09:51 PM
Sounds a little far fetched:) there are still "nazi" spies running around england lol

Dr. Solar Wolff
Monday, May 23rd, 2005, 10:10 PM
So, where those two old guys from the pub arrested who spent their evenings mashing down crops?

The other thing is that it can be seen how desperate these crop circle makers got over the years as the circles became more and more elaborate when the supplies didn't come in. I think all those signals were for spare radio parts. They are really going to be pissed to find out the war is over.

Ewergrin
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005, 04:48 AM
Crop Circles Explained!

When Bill Masterson unearthed an old WW2 German bunker while drilling a well on his farm, he never imagined what he had found!

Documents from the bunker describe a Nazi spy communication scheme that was heretofore unknown. The documents describe signals used by the Nazis that match the crop circles found in England.

With this new information, English authorities have determined that there are at least five, and possibly as many as twenty, Nazi spies still at large in England. By decoding the circles, they are desperately in need of clean socks, smokes and "enigma oil" (whatever that is).

Apparently, these spies had lost communication with their German handlers and believe the war is still going on. Without receiving the proper "halt" codes, these spies assume that news of the German defeat and war end are lies and propaganda.

English authorities are considering various methods to convince the spies to "halt" but progress on uncovering them is likely to be slow, as there is a large population in England in need of clean socks.

This may be one of the most believable theories yet!
:yay

Mistress Klaus
Friday, August 19th, 2005, 11:45 AM
Crop Circles have always fascinated me...

Now it all makes sense...:P ...Nice if it were true..:thumbsup

Blutwölfin
Friday, August 19th, 2005, 12:46 PM
Sounds like "Cave-Nazis", stranded in a completely lonesome area of rural Britain lacking electricity, any kind of communication systems - and other humans. And socks, of course. Well, it seems like Hitler hasn't chosen the most intelligent people for this job... :D